* I read this article on the main page of yahoo that talks about the four "stages" of a relationship according to a guy. What a fag. This guy tried to tell me we, as men, are articulate enough to come up with 4 precise stages in the dating process. There are two stages of what goes through a mans head when he first meets his lady.
Stage 1 - That girl is kinda cute, annoying though, lets celebrate this by having some beer.
Stage 2 - Hey that girl is kinda cute, and not nearly as annoying as I once thought, lets celebrate this by having some beer.
Stop women. I know what all one of you that read this are thinking. Yes we are that simple. No No really we are. Yes your man is that simple, it isn't just me.
* My electronic devices have been turning against me of late. My car radio's volume changes without me touching it. My cell phone decided to stop taking a charge. And now my laptop won't start at all. It reminded me of the story of terminator when all electronics started to fight against the humans. Yeah I thought it was weird that is what popped into my mind as well.
* The Wire - Simply an amazing show. I could honestly spend hours explaining what makes the show so in depth and wonderful. But most of you that read this are probably already sick on me ranting on and on about it. So just watch it already so we can talk about it together!
* I seem to comment on this in every one of these randomness entries, but Saturday night was another perfect example of how I am oblivious to woman and just my surroundings in general. For some of you reading this now you got to see this obliviousness in action. In fact you had to point out to me what I missed. Thanks?
* This woman came to my door with her daughter today to solicit my signature to protest a nearby recovery center's renewal of the facilities. Her hope is that they don't sign a two year lease because as she put it "they've had enough time here" and "it's hard to raise a family here". I asked her if she has ever encountered anyone from the facility. I asked her if anyone had ever harassed her from the facility. Her answer was no to both. I didn't sign her petition. Who the hell chooses a downtown mid rise condo to "raise a family"? She was not happy with me. I felt good inside.
* Speaking of my complex I am now known on my floor as "the dead guy". For those who know the story its funny. Interesting that I haven't really met anyone here, but all these other people talk and act as if they know me now. It pisses me off, they want to talk which means I have to take my headphones off. I hate passer by/elevator talk. Wow, that's my dad coming out in me right there.
* I'm not drinking soda for at least a month(alcoholic beverages excluded).
* On a scale of 1-10 how gay is it if two guys go together to see Elton John.............that bad huh? Yeah that's what I thought.
* I've been obsessed with The Black Heart Procession of late. Might say something about my frame of mind. Might just be amazing music I wanted to listen to.
* Someone asked me yesterday a question I am sure you have debated one time or another. Would you want to know the precise way and time that you would die? I quickly said yes. This person couldn't fathom the thought. Coward. I don't understand people who would prefer to be blind to this information. Isn't knowledge power? What if you die in two weeks? Or a few years? Wouldn't you want to take advantage of the time you had. I get the premise of the question. It is made to provoke the idea to live life to the fullest and enjoy every minute. I am working on it. It's my new life goal. No really. Next step. Sell my condo.
* I feel like taking a road trip. But not a weekend road trip. I want to just drive for a month. See where it takes me. Anyone in?
* Got the new iphone. It is actually as cool as advertised.
* Who wants in on this with me? I'm just a little short right now.....
* I was on a roll with this thing and then something interesting came on TV. Totally destroyed my momentum. Now this thing seems to be more of a grind. I'm over it......
6 comments:
your beer comments are ridiculous. don't claim beer. i love beer, you like it. you love other stuff, like crown or other such nonsense. and on another note, you listen to black heart procession because that is the closest thing to feeling that you will get in the next month.
Apparently Ethan is Captain I-feel-feelings now. Nobody's buying that. And Brian loves beer but hates it because it makes him fat (and I daresay even fatter than me). When are you going to start brewing beer anyway? I think I'm going to give it a try.
Beer comments? You mean the one comment I made at the beginning of my post showing excitement. You mean that one comment having nothing to do with actual beer itself? That comment? For a smart guy sometimes you are a moron. Anways whats your point? I don't drink a lot of beer and I don't have feelings. And? is that a revelation? Jackass
i love beer. i love beer more than ethan, brian and taylor combined.
since when did your blog become a "beer blog" brian? that's kinda lame.
I also would want to know when I die. Would you also want to know how you die?
YOU'RE A NERD!!! Hmph.
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