Randomness

-I got hit in the junk yesterday and I'm still not right. I think getting hit hard in your twig and berries is a lot like recovery time after a trip to Vegas. It really takes you a good two days to get right.

-Wiffle ball is great for a while, that is until your elbow feels like its been slammed in a car door because of all the balls you've thrown.

- Went to a pool party this weekend. I really need to get in better shape.

- I think I am going to try and throw some reference to Vegas in every blog I ever write.

- Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?

- I saw The Happening this weekend. Everyone seems to hate the movie. I didn't. Sure the acting was awful and the diologue was pretty weak, but M. Knight Shamalopicus just comes up with really interesting plots IMO. 

-I am going to try and read one book every month. I need to read more. And not read about The Big Lebowski or poker. I need to read about the stock market and things of that nature. Sure throwing out a sweet line like "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass." works great with the ladies, but its time to be an adult.

-One thing I never want to do as an adult is be clean shaven. I love scruff, even when it is 95 degrees outside like it was all weekend. I just think I am a more attractive man with some whiskers.

-A_B_C, Always Be Closing. If any of that is actually true, I need to find a new line of work.

- Today is one of those days I want a tattoo. I really don't take any risks. 

- I got rocked in my hockey game yesterday. It's the third time I have been checked hard in the last two games. My brother was video taping when it happened. I hope he got it, if it looked anything like it felt it should be amazing. I gain more and more respect for hockey players the more I play. 

- I get nervous playing softball. No idea why, but I do. I wonder why some people are so clutch under pressure and while some fold(me) when the slightest hint of pressure comes into the situation. 

- I need to learn to play the guitar or piano. Add that to the list of things I want to accomplish before the age of 40. 

- I hate how none of my friends play golf. They don't realize the trips they would get to go on if they got to be average at golf. They don't even need to be amazing. Just know your way around a course and you are good to go. Jackasses

-I like that word jackass

-Listened to The Ramones a bit yesterday, 90% of their songs sound the same, but I love them.

- Any man who comments on or knows a lot about the now defunct television show The OC has a genetic defect and should be purged from the world forever, thus destroying that gene from the face of the earth.

-My brother is home. I love that kid. He makes me laugh. Good times.