*Guilt Trips - Apparently some people haven't gotten the memo on me.
*Woman lead singers - I have tried, I just can't get on board with them. They aren't appealing to me in the slightest.
*Unrelenting pride in a state or college - Where you live or where you got your education is such an empty source of self worth.
*Nicolas Cage - He is just awful. Sorry Garrett Con Air and The Rock don't make up for the rest of that crap he has put out there.
*Francois Beauchemin - If you've sat next to me at a Ducks game you know exactly what I am talking about.
*Single people who feel like there life is over if not married by 26 - Pathetic jackasses
*Cheaters(relationships only) - How hard is it just to tell someone it's over? You have to disgrace them too? Cheating in sports I commend however.
*Dave Matthews Band - mehhh
*The driver side window on my Audi - The damn thing won't go up. Kiss $500 bucks goodbye.
*Splitting 8's with a 9, 10, or ace showing(blackjack) - I know "The Book" says to split, but I just don't see how you benefit from this.
*12's(blackjack) - how do I always get a 10 when I have 12 showing.
*A four roll crap out(craps) - there goes all my money.
*Crying women - As Taylor would say "It's terrorism". Why do you hate my freedom?
*Recreational sports hot-heads - You think Alex reads this?
*Cats - Worthless animals and I'm allergic.
*Travis Hafner - what a waste of a draft pick.
*Women who live in the same state as me - I don't want to believe hating this is true, but my track record speaks for itself.
*Cheapness - you know who you are.
*Controlling wives/girlfriends - you guys might be the worst. I don't condone marital violence, but someone should shake the shit out of you until you get the picture that the world doesn't revolve around what you want or demand.
*Husbands/boyfriends who submit to controlling wives/girlfriends - grow a pair.
*People who didn't like the ending to No Country for Old Men - please see the title of the movie to better understand the ending. Jackasses, think outside the box.
*Woman who are amazed I haven't seen The Notebook - really?
*Woman who try to convince me I would really enjoy The Notebook - really?
*Having good friends living away from me - Justin, Garrett, Eric, Eli I am looking in your direction. Am I forgetting anyone?
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it's time to settle this once and for all:
+ the rock and con air both kick ass.
+ even you agree that face off is tops.
+ wild at heart (a david lynch flick) is wildly entertaining and neck cage says "this snakeskin jacket represents my individuality and belief in personal freedom." how can you not love that?
+ raising arizona is a step that must have been taken to get to your precious "no country for old men" and was the step that lead to the greatest comedy of all time, "the big lebowski"
+ matchstick men and the weatherman were both entertaining movies. i have seen both of them at least twice, and will usually not change the channel until at least a commercial break when i come across them on cable.
+ lord of war had it's moments
+ adaptation is a wonderful film
+ honeymoon in vegas and leaving las vegas both at least have the word "vegas" in the title, and we all know how much you love that place.
+ national treasure? it's better than the mummy franchise.
so there. you know what i hate?
+ i hate when you constantly taking every possible opportunity to rip on nicholas cage in your blog posts.
+ i hate it when people say that nick cage's accent in con air was the worst accent in cinema history? hello... have you seen a little film called "robin hood, prince of thieves" with a certain leading man named kevin costner?
+ i hate it when nick cage is never mentioned for being in "fast times at ridgemont high" as if he doesn't deserve a spot in the hollywood all stars based on that appearance alone.
+ i hate it that nobody ever points out that "the name of his son, Kal El, comes from the Superman comic books. Kal El is Superman's birthname on the planet Krypton." (thanks wikipedia).
but most of all:
+ i hate everything about you...
by ugly kid joe was a strange song that became popular for a minute when i was a kid.
Yes lets settle this-
+ I'll give you Con-Air, The Rock and Face Off
+ David Lynch is what makes Wild at Heart entertaining, not Cage.
+ I am seeing a theme here, you praise nick cage for being cast in a movie? Is that what this argument has come to? So Cage is now great by association. I am sorry being in a movie by directors that went on to make other amazing movies is not a point for you sir.
+ Lord of war did have its moments....of being awful and more awful. I would love for you to crack an egg on knowledge on my head and explain to me the "entertaining" moments.
+ Got me on Adaptation
+ Notice the titles of these Vegas movies. Honeymoon in Vegas and Leaving Las Vegas. Honeymoon and Leaving are words that do not bring happiness to my mind in association with Vegas. Plus neither movie had gambling or the mob. How good can they be?
+ Using the Mummy as a comparison is not helping your cause. Why don't we just throw Scorpion King into the mix too.
So you know what else I hate?
+ I hate how someone I seemed so close to at one time, someone who seemingly had the same tastes as me, could turn to defending Nick Cage. I mean Ghost Rider Justin, Ghost Rider!
+ I hate how after a 5 comment blog about randomness I only have one now, and that one is focused solely on Nick Cage.
+ I hate how Jason Ellis has 5 homeruns and 16 RBI's in fantasy baseball today.
+ I hate fairs
+ I hate cotton candy
but most of all.....
I hate you Justin.....
Timberlake, screw that guy and his good looks and coolness.
You're right.
I just have a couple rebuttals:
A) You drive an Audi. Stop bitching.
B)Perhaps you should look into dating california's men? (Also, to suggest you've dated enough CA women to know what we're ALL about is a bit preposterous. Not to mention conceited. Perhaps that's your prob? Hmmmm.)
C)catsinsinks.com
I believe I can settle this Nick Cage argument once and for all:
Captain Corelli's Mandolin.
If you keep arguing now Justin, you're just being stubborn.
I'm going to amend my top 10 worst movies i've ever seen list to top 11 so I can include The Family Man. I had totally blocked it out. Mind you, Snake Eyes is already a member of the top 10. I think nick cage is an ok actor if given the right role (adaptation). But I think he's greedy and clearly will be in just about anything that is offered to him (City of Angeles).
I don't really have a strong opinion on nick cage actually, I just want to annoy Brian by continuing to discuss him instead of anything else on his list of rants. In fact, I hope he is forced to dedicate this entire blog to debates about nick cage.
hey taylor. your mention of 'captain corelli's mandolin" leads one to think that you've actually seen the movie, which, in turn leads me to believe that you are the most gay of all.
Have not seen it. Phew! I avoid gayness once again.
Brian,
I was thinking about your splitting eights comment and I totally agree. You only double down or split when you want to get more money on the table. To double your exposure for the sake of going from a terrible hand to two still-losing hands makes no sense. Don't send good money after bad. Hit the sixteen like a man.
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