- Screw you Ethan and Adri and whoever else shot down my Wii fit age. It was really just Ethan and Adri. The Leslie was sleeping, Katie is never mean to anyone, and Taylor well I won't say anything bad about Taylor(see below)
- I love Taylor's home/bar. I hope I can spend every Friday until 2am sitting in that exact seat.
- I am having one of those weeks where I am reflecting on being the 3rd or 5th or 7th or 9th wheel. Most of the time I just assume I am a huge contributor to the "fun times". Not this week.
- Ghost Rider might be one of the worst movies ever made. I should make a top 10 for worst movies I have ever seen. Nick Cage is awful in everything he does, except for Faceoff.
- Slow motion anything in movies make them that much better.
-And screw you Ethan for turning me on to this story(WARNING: it's a brutal story, so if you don't want to be horrified don't click on the link)
- Current weight loss: 7 pounds. Need 8 more to reach my goal.
- You ever have those days where you, sometime throughout the day, look in the mirror and realize you look good(Taylor is thinking "that's everyday") Well I am having one of those days. Some girls are missing out on some major eye candy right now.
- Open warning to all my friends. You have about 2 years to get good at golf. That is when the house my dad is building in the desert will be done. Girlfriends/wives lay by the pool. Guys play golf. Win/Win?
- Saw a guy bring wine to a party then take the wine back as he was leaving the party. Poor poor form. Well actually I didn't see him bring the wine, so technically he could have just been stealing wine. In which case I think that was an awesome move.
- Went to see Pinback this past week. They played too fast. But I was re-inspired to grow a beard this winter. I mean carpet sales couldn't really get any worse so.....
- I am reminded daily in one way or another how much I truly don't understand women.
- 1 vs. 4 in softball is bullshit when their are 8 teams who make the playoffs. I think one of the guys girlfriends made this new rule. Leslie I am looking in your direction.
- Messed around with my cheap ass guitar today. I may be kicked out of The Money Beets before we get off the ground.
- The stock market is killing me right now. When do you finally decide to sell something?
- Had a dream the other night where I won 220 million dollars.
- Tay-La!! Tay-La-Ha!
- I ran 4 miles tonight! I think I am going to be sick.
5 comments:
meet you at the bar friday night. I already affixed a name tag to secure my seat.
well done, brian. that's some priceless shit in bulletpoint form. i applaud your mind's recent work.
- nick cage is awesome in every movie he has ever been in. and i stand behind that.
- everyday is one of those days when i look in the mirror and say, "damn. heidi is one lucky girl. all these other girls in the world are kicking themselves and cursing the day they ever laid eyes on this 6'5" frame."
- i'm the guy who takes the wine home at the end of the night. it's unclear whether i brought it, or if i am just walking away with one for the road.
- terminator 2 implements the best use of slow motion in any movie, and that is why it is the best movie ever made.
- beginning blog entries with "back by popular demand" even though you know that only two people read your blog is a classy move. good form.
- can i be your caddy? i don't think they make clubs tall enough for me. but i can be your caddy (or is it caddie?) whichever it is. i can be that for you.
First of all, a little upset i didnt get word of this blog until now. Just finished your first post, and A, i am already good at golf, i think i demonstrated that a couple weeks ago to you first hand. Second of all, nobody understands women and the ones that say they do just agree with everything they say. And third, Cage was good in The rock and Con air.
No mention of vegas. Odd.
I'm not sure if this is suppossed to be depressing or funny. Please advise.
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