+ F you Lakers! Now I am forced to deal with another 2 weeks minimum of my sports talk radio be taken over by the over analysis of everything Lakers. I don't care who Andrew Bynum is dating, how is this important? How many times do I have to hear from Kurt Rambis in a week?
+ Sorry Leslie, it's science.
+ Vegas two weeks in a row. Life is good, I find when you are in a slump you have to just work through it. Just for the record I have now lost money 6 straight trips....I just added up how much I have lost, ouch!
+ I was in one of my accounts last week and was offered a starburst. So I accepted and they proceeded to hand me a yellow starburst. A yellow? Really? She skipped over the red and pink and gave me a yellow. I wanted to kick her square in the balls. Yeah I said her. Pretty sure she has balls. If anyone ever offers you a starburst and then subsequently gives you a yellow you kick them right in the balls. Lets set a precedent here huh.
+ I've now joined Twitter! My twitter link along with some of my friends can be found on the right side of this blog.
+ Cheers to the support system of my friends. Our first hockey game of the season and you guys came out in force to support us. You rule.
+ Simon and Taylor were recently talking about the color test. I want to take that again. Not because I hope to change my results, but because I forget what I was. No No I know I was a white, but what was my secondary color? Anyone?
+ A hotel pool in Vegas might be the douchiest thing on the planet.
+ I decided the other night I am going to harass Lauren Hansen with uncomfortable texts for a good week or so. Because I can.
+ I gained 5 pounds back and am not happy about it. Need to step my game up! Guess that is what happens when you have 14 celebrations for your birthday. Birthday celebration number 15 kicks off this weekend....
+ I love lost. Mythology, time travel, good vs. evil. Ohhh all the symbolism!! If you haven't watched this show I highly recommend renting the dvd's. And while I am at it let me wash the balls of Arrested Development and The Wire. Really amazing shows. Get on board.
+ Justin and Heidi, make it happen.
+ I know the girls that read this will role their eyes with this statement. But here it goes. Us boys need to find more time to play whiffle ball. I was thinking of Eric's BBQ the other day and how much fun we had playing . I want more of that.
Finally, I want to give major props to the Anaheim Ducks GM Bob Murray for crushing a lady with a chair as the Ducks were scored upon in the last minutes of game 7. That is the type of commitment I want from my teams GM. How dare that woman get in the way of a man and his uncontrollable need to break something after his team fails.....
9 comments:
your secondary color is pink
red's bitches
Of course Republicans are happier than Democrats, it's easy to be happy when you don't have empathy for other people.
Also, re: yellow starbursts, thhhhaaaaannnnkkkk yyyyoooouuu. Why do they even make the yellow ones? Except for people to use as a personal insult if they offer a yellow over a red. Don't kid yourself, that girl was symbolically calling you a dickhead and you are well within reason to kick her in the balls.
secondary color definitely pink.. and she should have offered you a pink starburst.
red is my color...not my political affiliation. screw the republicans and the military industrial complex...also, screw the democrats and their hippie loving free spending ways. the combination of these two idiotic parties will destroy our country one day.
but i won't feel a thing.
reds bitches
my apologies leslie, i did not read the article.
however, your comment is still incredibly short sighted. Empathy and happiness are not mutually exclusive. In fact, I bet is surveyed, those same happy, old, male republicans out give and out serve most demographics...and while most of those men probably voted republican over the last decade, their party has been high-jacked and no longer accurately represents them.
Ethan's secondary color is anger.
I'm not going to stand by and let you bash lemon starbursts. This is an outrage. Strawberry is the best - we can all agree on this because it is a scientific fact. Lemon is second best and there is no contest. Orange and cherry are so overrated and over-consumed. I'm tired of orange and cherry. If you like orange and cherry, you're pretty much just saying, "yeah, I like things that aren't that good because i have no personality."
Recommendation: take a pink and a yellow and twist/smash them together and pop that strawberry-lemonade goodness into your mouth. You'll be glad you did.
Awesome post....
I think this blog is now my favorite.
Especially the lauren hanson bit. It's great... I hope you do it and I hope she mentions it to me, of which I can then offer terrible advice.
Keep up the good work Kazarian.
Oh, and I definitely like yellow starbursts. Though I think it is a coping mechanism, since my bully older brother only gave me the orange and purple popsicles, and yellow starbursts, so I grew to like them...
Red, orange, yellow, pink.
My dentist growing up used strawberry-flavored fluoride treatment. Strawberry hasn't tasted the same since.
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