1) I have had just under 70 stitches in my life. All coming before the age of 18. I never broke a single bone in all those years. Since the age of 18 I haven't had stitches but I have broken my collarbone and my ankle(never got this looked at until 3 years later...oops).
2)I am left handed. Maybe not that random of a fact, but did you know that I only do 5 other things left handed? They are as follows: Eat, shoot pool, shoot a gun, use scissors. What? That's only 4? Number 5 is the most fun of all, but probably a little too much info for the three of you that read this.
3) I won both categories(most laps and most money made) for the jog-a-thon for my elementary school in 5th and 6th grade. This allowed me to be principle for a day and really the coolest kid in school. But did you know I cheated that 2nd year? Thats right I was getting double marks on certain laps. I would go up to one mom and have her mark me and then run down the line a bit and have another mom mark my paper. It was genius!! And ensured me the victory for the 2nd year in a row. Why admit to this now? A-Rod made me realize its better to admit wrong doing before actually ever being caught. I don't want principal Morland checking the books 20 years later and calling me out on it. I am better than that and now better than A-Rod.
4)On July 13th, 2008 I was given a Lifetime achievement award in honor of my dedication to promoting and preserving the greatest sport(hockey) on Earth as a scout, a fan, and a player.
5) I love showers. Something is wrong in my day if I don't get two showers in at least.
6) You can always tell what type of mood I am in by the music I am listening to. I may not express my feelings well but my music is truly a view into my soul.
7)I hate red makeup on woman. Lipstick, finger polish, doesn't matter how attractive you are. You lose me with red anything on your face or hands. Don't really have a reason or know why. Just always been that way. I hate makeup on woman in general. Oh natural for me.
8) This is something I had been able to keep under raps for so so long. But most of you already know so I should tell the rest. I am a hopeless romantic. Key word, hopeless.....
9) I have never been broken up with in my life. Angie doesn't count!!! We were never together so technically she never broke up with me, although it felt that way. At least the streak is still intact!
10) I hate cats, I think they are the most worthless animals on the planet.
11) Spiders scare me.
13) I have no problems going to a movie by myself. Loser? I won't argue it, but to be honest it is kinda nice. I'd do it again see......
14) As far as I am concerned I invented the Crown and Dr. Pepper mix. You are welcome Simon and Kyle.
15) When I first met Ethan I thought he was the biggest douche on the planet. Nice to see he hasn't done much to sway this thinking....
16) First time I hung out with Taylor I smoked pot in front of him. He quietly judged me.
17) When I was a young man I wanted to become a doctor, after my grandmother died of cancer. I think the world is happy that goal never came to be.
18) I've never hit a homerun in any type of organized baseball. In fact I'd argue I've hit under 5 doubles in the 10+ years I played baseball. Pathetic.
19) I almost died when I was born. The umbilical chord was stuck around my neck, so when moms pushed I got strangled. This led to the first of three c-sections for moms. My bad.
20) For a short time in highschool I had a handicap of 3 in golf. I even considered quiting baseball to focus on golf. Went to a Stanford golf school with Garrett(who of course was better than me). Oh what could have been.
21) I'm a total prude.
22) I've never shot a gun in my life.
23) I currently have 6 pairs of pajama bottoms. And I'm single??
24) I have succeeded on 4 of my 7 2009 New Years resolutions. Where I am failing? Taking more pictures, buying more clothes, and taking more chances. I've got 6 more months to make these things happen.
25) I wreck cars. I don't get in fender benders. Every accident I have been in(only 2 relax) has completely destroyed the car I was driving.
Note: June's Monthly Music Mix is up. Hope you enjoy it. Sadly I couldn't find a link to Spangle by Jimmy Eat World.
8 comments:
not to pee on your fireworks or anything.. but your claim on inventing the Crown royal and Dr Pepper proves false.. upon researching this excellent drink , it is listed in the Bartenders Guide..
Even better its name is the "Hairy Ass".. which is perfect on so many levels!
(almost like it was you who invented it..)
"pee on your fireworks"?
Who the hell is this guy and why does he insist on talking about Brian's hairy ass?
1) You're getting soft.
2) Masturbation! Brian's talking about Masturbation!
3) Awesome. I love that you got away with it too.
4) You're currently aiming for the Beauchemin award. Oh buuuuuurrrn!
5) Huh. That's interesting because Leslie tops out at two showers a week.
6) Thinking of:
Taylor: "Hey hey, the Cripple Creek Ferry . . ."
Justin: "Why must all those pretty things be sad sad . . ."
Ethan: "It's the Final Countdown!!!"
Angie: "Everybody's gotta learn sometime . . ."
Adri: "My heart will go oooooooooonnn . . ."
7) It's mainly because you hate women. You hate women because you secretly love men. That will be $300 for psychological analysis. Fag.
8) Post-it notes, dude.
[By post-it notes, I mean eight year olds]
9) Angie counts.
10) What about spiders?
11) Bitch.
12) Rabble . . . Beatles only . . . Rabble.
13) After you didn't contest your four favorite movies ever (The Little Mermaid, Brokeback Mountain, Y Tu Mama Tambien, and The Devil Wears Prada) this fact makes a lot more sense.
14) Simon's an ungrateful biotch.
15) Drop D for Douche
16) . . . [judgment]
17) I have no witty retort for a fun fact that includes grandmothers and cancer.
18) But this is the post-P90X era we're living in! Let's get signed up again.
19) I'm going to strangle you.
20) It's not too late. Take a chance . . . and you know . . . golf more.
21) I wondered why I didn't get any in Vegas.
22) Get ready for Arkansas. And wait, you say above that you've never shot a gun. SHENANIGANS! Now I doubt whether or not you even masturbate!
23) Au natural for me, baby.
24) Does getting crushed by Angie not count as taking a chance?
25) ...the cooler.
Maybe all Bill wanted was your "Crown and Dr. Pepper."
Taylor,
Do you have a job? Who are you billing for spending all your time responding to blog posts by Ethan or Brian (who don't have real jobs so therefore have time to be doing this shit)?
And I shower PLENTY! You don't know because you are still asleep for approximately 2 hours after I arrive at work. Biooootch!
Leslie,
Sorry to break it to you but,it appears your husband doesn't actually have a job. How could he when he has to manage at least five of his own blogs and numerous others.?. this is a full time job in itself..
26) i love lifetime channel. it's the perfect channel.
27) i sometimes cry myself to sleep.
28) if Justin ever became single again I would beg him to "go gay" with me.
29) i was once told by a woman that she would "not regret me." i don't know what that means.
30) i have killed four men in my lifetime. since i have never fired a weapon, the methods of killing are as follows: 1) heart attack medicine, 2) stabbing, 3) running over with my car, and 4) my two fists
I'm sorry if it's inappropriate for me to call you out, seeing as ho i don't know you... [you have Drake to thank for the referral] but in #2 you say you shoot a gun left handed, and then in #22 you say you've never shot a gun in your life. Was "shoot a gun" in #2 code for the 5th thing that you declined to state?
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